August 2011
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Wikileaks Legislation Rap.
Wikileaks Legislation Rap We’re the very first global samizdat movement, you can try to stop us, but you’re losin’. You might win a battle, but you won’t win the war, ‘cause you can’t beat a cause with global support. We are the people, and we stand strong, you can label us as terrorists, but you’re so wrong. This shit won’t fly, we won’t...
Aug 18th
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Of crazy headwear and bonus materials.
Whilst joyous students celebrate their graduation outside the Transparency Ninja academy, FBI first-years seize the opportunity to conduct practical assignments for “Undercovers in Ushankas 101”. Also: BREAKING NEWS - DDB IS UNTRUSTWORTHY. Bonus news item: Whilst JA continues to illustrate that courage is contagious, his mother, Christine Assange proves eloquence is genetic. Bonus...
Aug 14th
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The Guardian - Self-immolation from the pants up.
Hey Julian, my cronies at the Guardian and I all agree that you suck.   Hey Heather, what do you call a circle-jerk with a woman at the centre? I h8 u Julian and I’m gonna write a book about it. What, too far? Well maybe, but not as far as this.
Aug 8th
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JA Motivates the Masses.
     Inspired by this journalistic gem.
Aug 6th
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